Attack jokes
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 Joke?
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.