Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
