If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Attack Jokes
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
