Attack jokes
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.