Attack jokes
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.