Attack

Attack Jokes

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.