Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 Joke?
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11