President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
I'll rate this a 9/11.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 Joke?
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
