9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why is American bad at clash of clans
Because they already lost 2 towers
