Attack jokes
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Just do it.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”