What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Your so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
Knock know Who’s there Not the two twin towers
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack 2 weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life) -_-
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
U twin towers because I'm tryna ram in u tonight
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
