Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.