Attack jokes
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?