The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Knock know Who’s there Not the two twin towers
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
