Attack jokes
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!