Attack jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.