Attack

Attack jokes

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?

Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"