What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
