Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Allah akbar.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
