Attack

Attack Jokes

Airstrike

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Pill

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

Victim

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Version

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Song

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Tower

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Fat

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Victim

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.