Atom jokes
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
You're gay.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Memes
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Epic gamer.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
2+2=7
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.