Atom jokes

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

So, a neutron went to a bar. He asked the bartender how much for a beer. The bartender said, "For you, no charge."

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

You're gay.

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

You know buddy, that is really...

boroning.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

2+2=7

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Hi, my name is Jeff.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did one Justin say to the other Justin?

- Fuck you.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"