Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
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Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
2+2=7
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
