Atom jokes
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Worst joke.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
Atom
Electron
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Epic gamer.
Donald Trump.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.