Atom jokes

Hi, my name is Jeff.

I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3

Here's a joke: Your life.

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

Worst joke.

What atom presents TV shows?

David Atombrough.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?

John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

Atom

Electron

Max's joke is literally a joke.

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

What did one Justin say to the other Justin?

- Fuck you.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.