Atom jokes
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Here's a joke: Your life.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.