Ate Jokes

i ate a clock yesterday. it was very time-consuming

Did you know cannabals ate kfc

Kentucky fried children

you know how 7 ate 9 why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9 11 🤣

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)

I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

Fatty told Skinyy "Do you have any food my stomach is empty and I haven't eaten" Skinny replied to Fatty "Well doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead"

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A "glad-he-ate-her".

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta

*Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman*

What would you rate this woman?

A 7

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.

yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum

Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.