A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person
"when is the best time to commit suicide" ate a Glock in the morning
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
Spell ihop , now say ness at the end...😂.....I ate your penus!!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
one time i ate a chair.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
