Ate jokes
I ate Nemo.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.