q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
one time i ate a chair.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
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Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
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Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
