Asked jokes

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Just ask your dad.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

What shouldn't you ask an emo?

"Do a wrist reveal."

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.