Asked jokes

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.