My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Asked Jokes
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
