Asked jokes

I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.

The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"

"What happened?" said the manager.

"A civil war."

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!