Asked jokes
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Jonny went fishing and he didnβt know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Memes
ON BABY
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Just ask your dad.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My friend asked me why I havenβt had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.