Asked jokes

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Just ask your dad.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.