Asked jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.

When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.

The doctor said, "You're all right now."

My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?

What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.

P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."