Asked

Asked jokes

Dyslexic

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Sake

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Stork

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Kid

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

Memes

Asked memes

Friend

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Cannibal

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

Idk

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Orphanage

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

Ball

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Mom

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Man

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Emo

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Barb

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Chainsaw

The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"

The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."

The circular saw would reply with, "What?"