Asian jokes
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"