Asian jokes
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
ASIANS>!?!?!?
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
fdfds.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!