POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
