Asian Jokes

Anonymous
in Post

P.l.a.n.e Penis loving Asian now entering

Anonymous

how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it

Anonymous
in Adoption

all asians look the same

Anonymous

How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.

Roman Griffiths

What do u call a disabled Asian

Sum ting wong

an asian

Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small

Anonymous
in Bartender

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

Al <3

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favourite drink to have at a bar? A: Wo-Tahh

Cboystv

Subscribe to Cboystv or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

Anonymous

why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT

by Roni Cung

Anonymous

Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...

Anonymous

fdfds

Anonymous

Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white

Asianboii

What do you call an asian? A-chan.

kim jung un

D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+

Anonymous

What does an asian call a penis? A WONG

What does an asian do with its legs? IT WOK

Tommy

What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor

Anonymous

What did the Asian say to the Asian?

*Cough*

Anonymous

herro i cannt shee myy eysh

Trump does standup

What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!

Asians caused them both !

teeler

why do Asians abandon their children

there bad at math

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t Asian people play baseball

Why?

Cause they ate the bat

Jimmy

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong

Anonymous

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chiansd

how old is uuuuuurrrr mom. five cringe.... i know that was a crap joke... not even a joke

J0K35
in Police

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects

"Explain"

Sus 1: I don't vandalize

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy

Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol

Sus 4: I eat bricks

Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct

Anonymous

Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball