Asian jokes
All Asians look the same.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
your mom
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
fdfds.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."