Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends. Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot. You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate."
why can't asians do word searches they cant see the words
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
How can you tell a Asian guy is awake
You can never tell
(Im asian so i can say this). If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits and we can save them for you in there!
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man I said hi he said wha yiu sa
Whats wrong with asian pet stores? Theres no pets
What is flatter than an Asians ? Their nose
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
whats asian but has broken up with its girlfriend a DUMPling
