Asian jokes
Robert Ryall
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
your mom
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Asian without "As" is just sin.
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