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Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.