Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms? Because he told the man to put his hands up
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who's there) Not Sally
Person: I broke my arm in three places
Doctor: well don’t go to those three places then.
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
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are your hands feeling heavy? because I can hold them for you
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
