The cannibal got angry so he threw up his arms
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" "of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms"
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
Knock knock? *who's there?* Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
after a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs, i replied "OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR FUCKING ARMS!"
Why can't sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Arms
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
