What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't I do it myself
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
knock, knock who's there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas I don't know he still hasn't opened it yet
