there was a kid and a historian in a museum about ww2 and were looking at hitler in a car doing the nazi salute. The kid said, “why is he putting his arm in the air?”. The historian said “indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the third reich
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back? Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked. “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?” He replied, “Yes I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy WebMD: Cancer.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What do u call a person with only one arm? Half-assed
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife.
Why was Sally sad? Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Kid: Dad whats a dark joke? Dad: well you see that guy over there? tell him to wave. Kid: but dad im blind. Dad: exactly, also the dude had no arm
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!" Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
