There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
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What do most disabled people eat there arm
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
What do you call a knight that has one a arm? A first battle night. What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight
A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No I don't have any arms!"
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My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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My arm: IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
