Ares jokes

Orphan

    • When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

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    School

    • Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

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    • Orphan

    • I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

    I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

    And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

    And I said: "Your parents."

    Depression

    • When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

    Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

    If you know it, you know it.

    Cocaine

    • You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

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    • People

    • Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

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