Ares jokes
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.