Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.