Ares jokes

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Are you a waterfall?

'Cause I'm falling for you.

Who's an orphan?

You are.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

The bully: Your gay.

The nerd: You are.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: What, your gay?

Old ladies are non existent.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!