Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
true though
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Old ladies are non existent.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are a fat pig.