Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?