Ares jokes

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

If you are homeless, get a home.

Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.