Ares jokes

You are a fat pig.

Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

Why are you gay?

Because you are.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Why do orphans love GTA?

Because they are actually wanted!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

"Gwen, are you still there?"

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Prince, are you there?

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?