Ares jokes
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Most pakis are disabled.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.