Ares jokes
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
henderson what the helllllll are you doing
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Most pakis are disabled.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.