Ares jokes
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).