Ares jokes
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
"Prince, where are you?"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.