Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.