Ares jokes
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Memes
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Old ladies are non existent.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
You are a fat pig.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
"Gwen, are you still there?"
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.