Ares jokes
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.