Ares jokes
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.