Ares jokes
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.