Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
"Prince, where are you?"
Memes
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
You are family.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
All then are bad.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"