Ares jokes
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: Ok.
An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: You are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Memes
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Animals are just... so hot!
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.