Ares jokes

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Games are fun.

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

Who are you?

Oh, I'm an orphan!

Oh... bye! :/

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

What games do you play if you are bored?

Board games.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.