Ares jokes
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
Like if you are a simp.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.