Ares jokes
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Jokes are not funny.
Memes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!