Ares jokes
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"