Ares jokes

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?

A Kongregation.

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they are fucking assholes.

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

In England, for every church, there are two pubs.

In Poland, for every pub, there are two churches.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.