Ares jokes
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.