Ares jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"