Ares jokes
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
exactly
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
You really gay. No questions added.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.