Ares jokes
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Memes
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.