Ares jokes
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.