Ares jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!