Ares jokes
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Memes
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
You are in the airway, how funny!
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.