Ares jokes
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!