Ares jokes
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
All then are bad.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
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What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
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Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.