Ares jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You are the gayest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!