Ares jokes
"Prince? Are you still there?"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
How long are you? I
You are the joke.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!