Ares jokes
Jokes are rather funny.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Memes
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.