Ares jokes
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Gwen, are you there?
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.