Ares jokes
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."