Ares jokes
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"