Ares jokes
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.