Ares jokes

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Are you free tomorrow?

No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

There are two types of people, avoid them both.

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?

Because they are family sized :,)

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?

The seventh door.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You are emo.