Ares jokes

The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."

The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

How are orphans and apples different?

One gets picked.