Ares jokes
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?