Ares jokes
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
These are all racist. 😂
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."