Ares jokes
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
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P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)