Ares jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Like if you are emo.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
Flippity floppity, women are property.