Ares jokes
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Memes
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Americans are fat.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.