Ares jokes
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.