Ares jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.