Ares jokes
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.