Ares jokes
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?
A. A police officer.