Ares jokes
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
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Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Hi how are you?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?