Ares jokes
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
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Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!