Ares jokes
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.