Ares jokes
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
They are delicious.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.