Ares jokes
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
Memes
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.