Ares jokes

Why are retards good at basketball?

'Cause they dribble all the time!

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.

Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.

Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What time do you think dogs are not happy?

Bulldogs.

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

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Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?

There are 40 of them.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

How are orphans like Spider-Man?

No way home.

Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?