Ares jokes
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Why?
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.