Ares jokes
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What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.