Ares jokes
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.