Ares jokes
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Welp
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.