Ares jokes
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"