Ares jokes

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?