Ares jokes
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.