Ares jokes
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?