Ares jokes
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!