Ares jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.