Ares jokes
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
There are only 2 genders
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.