Ares jokes
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
They are hairy.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.