Ares jokes
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Memes
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
They are hairy.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.