Ares jokes
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.